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I say we wage war!!
« on: December 29, 2004, 05:39:36 PM »
Ok this bretonnian site called www.bretonnia.org is really starting to piss me off there calling the empire a bunch of wimps who cant fight their own battles that why we hire mercenarys si I say we have a campaign against them and see once and for all who is better. Whos with me.

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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2004, 05:54:00 PM »
One proof why Empire is better... I started with Bretonnia, but then I realized that it would be boring with knights and knights and a couple of more knights... So I quit and started Empire... much more fun and much more tactics...

Also the fluff is better..

Although I must admit that I love the knights, cooler then ours..

Another thing about Empire being wimps.. YES we are.. but that is what that caught my attention..

Human should be easily corrupted, low leadership, need someone to lead them.. I love that! We should be wimps, we should flee when we fear that our lives might be in danger! WE ARE WIMPS, BUT SMART WIMPS! (guess what, wimps survive longer:P)
I don't like that with Bretonnia, the fight to the end.. they are not human but a mix between several different species...

Almost forgotten, in real life, what would win, a gun or a shining armour?
That says everything, they are haven't invented the gunpowder? (None of them have come up with the idea to ask us, we can help them... or maybe not..)
 
So one thing fellow generals: FLEE WITH HONOUR, AND SURVIVE TO WIN ANOTHER DAY!
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2004, 05:56:37 PM »
I say we don't go picking around in another forum.  Forum wars are not good things and getting the ones with dresses on their horses mad isn't a good idea.
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2004, 05:59:36 PM »
If you weren't there nosing around, you wouldn't have read anything would you....
and anyway Etienne comes on this site and behaves impeccably.
precisely ......
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2004, 06:01:15 PM »
Y'know, if someone called me a wimp, I think I'd just die.

Pistols at dawn! :roll:

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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2004, 06:01:58 PM »
I just want to say something about my post.. wasn't meant to be some kind of start of a war.. (maybe I misunderstood you post Atchman, my English isn't the best)

Why do I always remember new things to say AFTER I posted?

No war, I like the guys on www.bretonnia.org, they helped me much during my "bretonnia-days"...
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2004, 06:05:49 PM »
@ magnusk - I think Atchman was going back to the first post.

@ Rufus - Dawn, us wimps do not get up at dawn, how about 11.00am after breakfast and morning coffee.
precisely ......
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2004, 06:11:19 PM »
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@ Rufus - Dawn, us wimps do not get up at dawn, how about 11.00am after breakfast and morning coffee.


Actually, I'm such a wimp I wasn't even going to show up. :oops:

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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2004, 06:15:35 PM »
Remember, they wouldn't use pistols. So it'd be our pistol against their broadsword. :P
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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2004, 06:30:50 PM »
Why fight if you can pay someone to fight for you?
Yup The Empire is full of wimps. Saves me from feeling embareced when I declare flee as charge responce, yet again ;).

Let em, bunch of panzy, lazy nobels who get insulted if you sneaze in there direction. They call that barding! I call it a table cloth. No wonder those horses don't suffer from -1" move from barding, they don't have any! I'm supprised there horses don't trip over all the decorations, ribbons, etc.
Could go on and on and on  :happyjoy:

Gotta love brets, much to easy to make fun of, just like high elfs.

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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2004, 06:31:54 PM »
This is why we use guns, we are wimps, because in close combat we could get ugly-looking scars! A scar means social suicide! With a scar I couldn't go to the bridge club!
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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2004, 06:52:44 PM »
Depends on the scar....a scar could potentially look quite attractive.

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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2004, 08:24:52 PM »
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Why fight if you can pay someone to fight for you?

<Smacks forehead!> Of course! We are doing it all wrong. Why pay someone to fight for you, when you can force your peasants to fight for you? And on top of that, you get 90% of their income as well!
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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2004, 08:26:28 PM »
i didn't read the posts at the brettonian forum fully so i'm sorry if i missed something because of skimming. but as far as i can tell, the brettonians started dissing Empire when EmperorKarlFranz_145 started his post with "Bretonnia sucks compared to the empire." what, the army "who get insulted if you sneaze in there direction" was gonna take that without a responce? and this Etienne, he's a brettonian here right? and he's not flared up any fights. so far the brettonians are coming off better then us... addmitidly each side only has one un-elected contestent.

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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2004, 08:34:54 PM »
No I did not start that post that was a response to a post and then some other guys agreeded with me.

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« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2004, 08:35:54 PM »
one more thing I also have a Bretonnian army I just like Empire better and empire is better.

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« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2004, 08:44:07 PM »
Sorry about this post im gonna go apoligise to them so we can all stop this army bashing.

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« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2004, 08:44:50 PM »
Seems like a fine board to me. I just posted in their forum. They don't seem that bad.

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« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2004, 08:53:34 PM »
im gonna go say sorry ok

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« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2004, 08:54:25 PM »
um, before this topic disappears can i quickly point out that you started the post, you didn't start the topic. what i'm writing now is a post, this topic is war on brettonia. just thought it was important to distinguish between these two terms.

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« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2004, 07:13:46 AM »
Insulting other races is one of the most fun parts of warhammer, don't have to take it serious and all  :?

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« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2004, 06:57:29 PM »
well you can take your pistol if you like but me i'll be sitting in the clock tower with a hochland rifle shooting at the idiot who was expecting me to turn up. That shiny armour makes a great target :tongue:

By the way i play bretonnians and empire but i get sick of knights and archers sometimes and prefer the more conquistadorian handguns and foot knights.
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« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2004, 10:35:11 PM »
the background color(weird yello) of their site really bothers me. Its like an itch you can't scratch or something.

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« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2004, 01:04:30 AM »
Well as far as declaring a campaign on brettonia.org because they said we're pansies well learn to take it in stride and dont backtalk(i play elves i get called a pansie every time i walk into the store with the poncy kinky elves). Thats called hippocrasy and its one of those things i do not like. You wanna play some games, go stuff a cannon ball down some knights throat. Just dont go mass critiquing the fluff, models and style of another army. *skulks off to corner as forumers glare at him for being a heavy* :roll:
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« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2005, 03:18:41 PM »
Why does this topic, make me think of this song; http://www.absolutelyric.com/lyrics/view/nofx/idiots_are_taking_over/  :roll:  :lol:
Even if they had started the empire bashing why should we care? It worries me to see the great thinkers of the empire stoop to this level! Let's stop acting like Chaos Barbarians!
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